Argument. The Indian Government being minded to discover the economic condition of their lands, sent a Committee to inquire into it; and saw that it was good. Scene. The wooded heights of Simla. The Incarnation of the Government of India in the raiment of the Angel of Plenty signs, to pianoforte accompaniment: "How sweet is the shepherd′s sweet life! From the dawn to the even he strays And his tongue shall be filled with praise. (adagio dim.) Filled with praise!" (largendo con sp.) Now this is the position, Go make an inquisition Into their real condition As swiftly as ye may. (p) Ay, paint our swarthy billions The richest of vermillions Ere two well-led cotillions Have danced themselves away. Turkish Patrol, as able and intelligent Investigators wind down the Himalayas: What is the state of the Nation? What is its occupation? Hi! get along, get along, get along lend us the information! (dim.) Census the byle and the yabu capture a first-class Babu, Set him to file Gazetteers, Gazetteers . . . (ff) What is the state of the Nation, etc., etc. Interlude, from Nowhere in Particular, to stringed and Oriental instruments. Our cattle reel beneath the yoke they bear The earth is iron and the skies are brass And faint with fervour of the flaming air The languid hours pass. The well is dry beneath the village tree The young wheat withers ere it reach a span, And belts of blinding sand show cruelly Where once the river ran. Pray, brothers, pray, but to no earthly King Lift up your hands above the blighted grain, Look westward if they please, the Gods shall bring Their mercy with the rain. Look westward bears the blue no brown cloud-bank? Nay, it is written wherefore should we fly? On our own field and by our cattle′s flank Lie down, lie down to die! Semi-Chorus By the plumed heads of Kings Waving high, Where the tall corn springs O′er the dead. If they rust or rot we die, If they ripen we are fed. Very mighty is the power of our Kings! Triumphal return to Simla of the Investigators, attired after the manner of Dionysus, leading a pet tiger-cub in wreaths of rhubarb-leaves, symbolical of India under medical treatment. They sing: We have seen, we have written behold it, the proof of our manifold toil! In their hosts they assembled and told it the tale of the Sons of the Soil. We have said of the Sickness"Where is it?"and of Death"It is far from our ken," We have paid a particular visit to the affluent children of men. We have trodden the mart and the well-curbwe hae stooped to the bield and the byre; And the King may the forces of Hell curb for the People have all they desire! Castanets and step-dance: Oh, the dom and the mag and the thakur and the thag, And the nat and the brinjaree, And the bunnia and the ryot are as happy and as quiet And as plump as they can be! Yes, the jain and the jat in his stucco-fronted hut, And the bounding bazugar, By the favour of the King, are as fat as anything, They are, they are, they are! Recitative, Government of India, with white satin wings and electro-plated harp: How beautiful upon the Mountains in peace reclining, Thus to be assured that our people are unanimously dining. And though there are places not so blessed as others in natural advantages, which, after all, was only to be expected, Proud and glad are we to congratulate you upon the work you have thus ably effected. (Cres.) How be-ewtiful upon the Mountains! Hired Band, brasses only, full chorus: God bless the Squire And all his rich relations Who teach us poor people We eat our proper rations We eat our proper rations, In spite of inundations, Malarial exhalations, And casual starvations, We have, we have, they say we have We have our proper rations! Chorus of the Crystallised Facts Before the beginning of years There came to the rule of the State Men with a pair of shears, Men with an Estimate Strachey with Muir for leaven, Lytton with locks that fell, Ripon fooling with Heaven, And Temple riding like H ll! And the bigots took in hand Cess and the falling of rain, And the measure of sifted sand The dealer puts in the grain Imports by land and sea, To uttermost decimal worth, And registration free In the houses of death and of birth. And fashioned with pens and paper, And fashioned in black and white, With Life for a flickering taper And Death for a blazing light With the Armed and the Civil Power, That his strength might endure for a span From Adam′s Bridge to Peshawur, The Much Administered Man. In the towns of the North and the East, They gathered as unto rule, They bade him starve his priest And send his children to school. Railways and roads they wrought, For the needs of the soil within; A time to squabble in court, A time to bear and to grin. And gave him peace in his ways, Jailsand Police to fight, Justiceat length of days, And Right and Might in the Right. His speech is of mortgaged bedding, On his kine he borrows yet, At his heart is his daughter′s wedding, In his eye foreknowledged of debt. He eats and hath indigestion, He toils and he may not stop; His life is a long-drawn question Between a crop and a crop.